Brandnew Ipod accessory: Ohmibod Vibrator the Cutie

Girls, we’ve come a long way. No, I’m not referring to our right to vote or the fact that we can finally leave the stove behind and pursue high power jobs. I am referring to something a little more…intimate.

Thanks to the girls on SATC, talk of female masturbation has been brought into living rooms, brunch tables, and sorority houses nationwide. Whereas none of my friends were masturbating in high school (or so they said), everyone is doing it now. And if you aren’t, maybe that is because you haven’t found the right toys yet.

Well, leave your boyfriend at home, lock your door and clear your schedule for the next week; these two toys are the latest revelation and they have everyone talking. Except maybe your grandma, because that would just be nasty. Ew. I just barfed a little.

Talk2Me: This may be the best thing to happen to women since the birth control pill and Spanx. This little guy is a wireless vibrator that picks up audio signals and vibrates based on the frequencies of the sound (it comes with a transmitter that you can plug into any audio device). So, if you are totally in love with Justin Timberlake, you can vibrate to his tunes. How. Amazingly. Hot. And if Justin isn’t your thang, why not use your boyfriend’s voice to have a little one-on-one fun? If you aren’t one to get nasty in front of your boy (Note: he will die if you let him join you), don’t fret; this baby can pick up frequencies from up to 35 feet away. Seriously, best EVER.

OhMiBod: If radio waves in your happy place freak you out a bit, the OhMiBod is perfect for you. Just plug this handy-dandy-pleasure-pack into your iPOD and get down (and off) to your favorite tunes. Marvin Gaye has never sounded so good. Or any song with a lot of bass for that matter. This is a great toy to use on your own or with your man – especially when playing your song. Check out www.ohmibod.com for more information.

Their quote:

More than just a pleasure toy, OhMiBod harnesses the iPod movement and popularity to bring a higher level of acceptance and openness about sexuality in a fun and liberating way. Young or old, single or partnered, people from all walks of life are experiencing an amazing new way to connect and share the pleasures of orgasmic play.

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