Weird law still on the books
Keep those mouths closed, GEN8X, lest you get slapped with a 10-year prison term in South Dakota for “copulation by means of mouth.”
Yeah, we’re serious. Utah has made the same act a misdemeanor; and you’re looking at a six-month jail term and a $299 fine. Rhode Island calls oral sex an “‘abominable, detestable crime against nature;” there you can get pegged with a seven- to 10-year stretch behind bars.
Slobbing the knob is outlawed in New Mexico, where participation is punishable by a $5,000 fine and a two- to 10-year sentence. Florida chastises boxed lunches with a 20-year prison sentence. [http://www.dribbleglass.com]