Let the Sun Shine in!
The cumbersome gadget has enough exposed (get it?!) panels to power an iPod or cell phone (hell, why not go ahead and power a vibrator?). And for some strange reason, there are also inexplicable water pouches on these puppies—so you don’t have to use wasteful water containers. Doubles as a boob-enhancer!
Other Triumph specials: a baseball bra (with fielder’s-mitt-shaped cups) and heated bra (with microwavable gel pads to warm the cups). Does it get any better than this?