Eating own hair. Holy Shit!

Some crazy bitch who chows down on her own hair produced a 10-pound hairball (pictured at right; thanks a lot NBC). Jesusfuckingchrist!

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The 18-year-old headcase went to doctors after five months of abdominal pain and the loss of 40 pounds. Sensing something was up, the good docs took a look inside—and discovered the particularly nasty hairball, which took up almost all of the woman’s stomach. Confronted, she admitted to making a habit of eating her own hair; a condition doctors refer to as trichophagia, but we can just call “being off your fucking rocker”.

Small incisions were no match for the mass, which had to be removed entirely through a good, old-fashioned surgery. Screwball was released from the hospital after five days, and urged to pay a visit to the shrink. Fast-forward one year: She’s regained about half of the weight she lost and claims to have stopped eating her hair.

Don’t you just love happy endings?

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