The Sex-Only Diet
Forget grapefruits, celery, green tea and all that crap; we did some number crunching on our favorite pastime and figured out it might just be the best diet around.
There are a mere 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. (The average man ejaculates 1 to 2 teaspoon per release.) Meanwhile, an hour of vigorous sexual activity will burn 34 calories off a 150 pound person. (Getting a hammock or some hot fudge involved is purported to be a good way to increase calorie expenditure.) Plus, we all know men (and women) can become sexually aroused while dreaming, so that ‘I’m tired’ groan is no excuse.