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Muslim Women Enjoy a Surgical V Replacement

Posted in Sex & Dating with tags , on June 14, 2008 by keronii

An increasing number of Muslim women are undergoing hymenoplasties to restore their hymens and fool unwitting grooms-to-be into thinking the babes are still untouched below-the-belt, the International Herald Tribune reported.Gynecologists told the Tribune that more Muslim women in recent years have requested certificates of virginity before marriage to prove to husbands-to-be the women are chaste. The surgery itself involves “one semicircular cut” and “10 self-dissolving stitches”. Awesome.

That trend in turn has created a demand among cosmetic surgeons for hymen replacements; which, if done properly, they say, will not be detected and will produce tell-tale vaginal bleeding on the wedding night. The service is widely advertised on the Internet; there are medical tourism packages to countries like Tunisia where the procedure is less expensive.

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The issue of this surgery’s necessity in order to enter matrimony has seen much debate in France, where arguments about the prejudice over a woman’s virginity was thought to have been replaced by the country’s sexual revolution 40 years ago. A court in Lille, France, two weeks ago annulled a 2006 marriage of two Muslims after the groom discovered his bride was not the virgin, as she had claimed.

He left his wife in bed and returned to wedding guests still reveling to announce his discovery. The bride was returned to her parents’ doorstep that evening. Oh, how little things change.

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Safe Sex Anaconda Attack

Posted in Sex & Dating with tags , on June 14, 2008 by keronii

In Bangkok yesterday, a man was found dead, pants around ankles, with a condom on, with by several snakebites on his inner thighs. Ouch!

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According to news24.com, the snake was also found dead in the man’s clutched fist with some remaining snake parts in the man’s mouth. The police believe it was the man’s way of fighting back. The condom was properly secured on the man’s penis, without semen present.

That just sssssssssucks.

The Sex-Only Diet

Posted in Sex & Dating with tags on June 14, 2008 by keronii

Forget grapefruits, celery, green tea and all that crap; we did some number crunching on our favorite pastime and figured out it might just be the best diet around.

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There are a mere 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. (The average man ejaculates 1 to 2 teaspoon per release.) Meanwhile, an hour of vigorous sexual activity will burn 34 calories off a 150 pound person. (Getting a hammock or some hot fudge involved is purported to be a good way to increase calorie expenditure.) Plus, we all know men (and women) can become sexually aroused while dreaming, so that ‘I’m tired’ groan is no excuse.

How to judge a dude by his food

Posted in Sex & Dating with tags , , on June 11, 2008 by keronii

I’m single, dating and a bit of a food person (to put it mildly). I can’t imagine dating someone who isn’t a food person or, worse, someone who eats the same thing every day.

I know, I know—I’ll probably end up with a guy who lives on Spaghetti-o’s and Bud Light. And it’ll probably serve me right for being as judgmental as I’m about to be.

See, I often think about the so-called rules of dating, as they apply to the ladies: You know, like don’t order just a salad because you’ll be pegged as the diet girl or don’t ask for anything “on the side” because he’ll think you’re a high-maintenance diva.

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I felt like it was time to turn the dinner tables on the boys and offer up my own gut reaction to some common first date orders. And based on your response the last time I did something like this, I fully expect you to weigh in with your own opinions.

Steak – It’s hot when a dude orders steak. That said, everything in moderation. I went out a few times with a tattooed pseudo-stud who ordered steak compulsively. It was cute —until I realized he was doing Atkins. Just like you don’t want to know when we feel fat, we don’t want to know that you’re on a fad diet.

Fish – I really like you! You’re confident and comfortable in your own skin. You appreciate the finer things and you’re a little bit health-conscious. Again, just don’t order it every time, or I’ll start thinking you’re uptight.

Pasta – Perfecto. Just please don’t wear a bib. And if you order something boring like pasta primavera, own it. Say you’re in the mood for something simple. Otherwise I might picture myself in Napa sipping a pinot while you’re reaching for a Michelob Light.

Dumplings – You’re cute. Cute as a button, or, er…a dumpling.

General Tso’s Chicken – You’re not one to go against the grain, but hey, there’s nothing wrong with an easygoing fella.

Greek salad – Points for culture, but just like we can’t do the salad, you can’t either. I don’t care how much feta is in there.

Chicken tenders – Is your momma coming to dinner with us, little buddy?

Pad thai – Safest bet on the menu, but the fact that you suggested Thai in the first place is cool.

Fajitas – You’re sizzling company. Just make sure you don’t get any of that sizzle on my sweater.

Turkey – If it’s not Thanksgiving and you’re not at Subway, don’t order turkey. I can’t explain it but just trust me on this one.

Game – Uh, as long as it’s not accompanied by hunting-with-Daddy stories, do your thing. And one more thing…please don’t sport mandals.

Pizza – If we’re at a Pizzeria or a pub, it’s all good, but if we are at a white table-clothed restaurant, you might want to aim a little higher. I mean, what’s for dessert—karaoke with your frat brothers?

Burger – You’re a solid man of good taste. You know what you like and you better give me a bite.

Sushi – You’re a keeper. Especially if you do the omakase and If you have the courage to try blowfish, I’d like you to meet my family.

Dessert – Let’s save this for the fifth date. By that time we both won’t care about an extra five pounds.

Go Green

Posted in Sex & Dating with tags on June 4, 2008 by keronii

The rise of the ever-popular “go green” mantra in the last year allowed many of us, myself included, to join the band wagon of recycling, preserving water, and trading leather car interiors for pleather bike-seat covers.It was only a matter of time for sex toys to join in on the act. SmartPlanet has just put out a list of the best products that are sure to be green-friendly: The Diva Blush Dildo, Lelo Elisa Vibrator and the Lelo Luna Pleasure Bead System were all on the list.

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Besides being kind to the planet, these options are much better for your health. Some older style sex toys contain phthalates (pronounced thalates), a chemical used to give plastic more flexibility. It is also a contains a high level of toxicity causing infertility among men, disrupting reproduction and development among women and

All Hands on Dick! Or Vagina…

Posted in Sex & Dating on May 17, 2008 by keronii

As if we needed an excuse, May is National Masturbation Month. San Francisco’s Good Vibrations started the movement in 1995 as an angry response to the firing of U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders for her suggestion that safe sex education should include masturbation.

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The horror! Besides the usual Good Vibrations’ run “Masturbate-a-thon” and coinciding workshops, Oakland’s Femina Potens art gallery will be hosting a group show entitled “I Touch Myself.” The show opens on May 3rd and features Playgirl photographer Ellen Stagg, among others. So spread the love, as well as anything else you feel like spreading…

5 Sex Positions Women Love

Posted in Sex & Dating on May 10, 2008 by keronii

When it comes to sex, positioning is key. And of course, the more sex positions you have in your arsenal, the better. Of course, your sexual positions have to ensure that your girl enjoys herself as well. And comfort is key — who wants to get a cramp or feel like their kneecap’s breaking all in the name of an orgasm? That said, check out some awesome sex positions that encourage slow rhythm and a highly penetrative tempo.

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1- Bronco Buster
This is a female superior position — the kind of position most guys like best.
Get into it: Whether it’s a coffee table or a lounge chair, find a place where you can lie down and let your legs hang off the edge, while your girl gets to place her legs on either side, and stand on her feet to maneuver on top of you. Place your hands on her hips while she moves up and down, side to side, or even in a figure-8 swivel.

2- Raising The Mast
This is a male superior position that you will enjoy immensely.
Get into it: While you kneel, rest your woman’s heels against your shoulders. This position allows you to enjoy different levels of penetration. For an added bonus, place a pillow under her butt and give her an orgasm that’ll make her knees weak. Luckily, she’s lying down.

3- The Bamboo Split
This is a side-by-side position for those of you who want to move at a leisurely pace.
Get into it: While she lies on her side, lie behind her and place your genitals near hers in order to make your way in. Lift her leg up and place it over yours while you kiss and massage her body, from her breasts to her waist.

4- The Puppet Master
This is a seated position that allows for deep, full penetration.
Get into it: As she sits all the way on the back edge of a stool, butt sticking out, stand behind her and enter her. Since she doesn’t have much control in this particular position, it’s up to you to penetrate her just right. You can vary the motion by placing your hands on her shoulders, twisting your hips, or even spreading her butt cheeks slightly. Moving up and down is comfortable and easy.

5- The Lock and Pose
This is a rear-entry position, in which you get ahead by going behind.
Get into it: While she lies down on her stomach, knees bent, feet in the air, make your way on top of her — make sure not to drop your weight on her — and penetrate her from behind. Lean on your hands to keep your upper body off of hers and, while you’re inside her, kiss her back and neck.
a visual guide for you
Again, if you want to see for yourself how awesome these positions are, you have to check out the DVD. These are just five of over 20 different positions available for you and your girl to watch on the Seductive Sex Positions DVD. And trust me, your girl will love this video. All my women love it. The couples are hot, the music is awesome and the lighting is perfect.

Until next time, keep practicing with this visual guide.